So the day the kids stopped vomiting, but a day or two before they were done with the fevers and sleeping-14-hours-a-day part of their week, I found lice in Rio’s hair.
The next day I found them in mine.
Maybe shaving my head was rash, but at that point I had already done 100 loads of laundry in two weeks. I wasn’t about to get into the whole combing and shampooing and whatevering for myself when I also had to do it on the kids.
I started shaving. I realized: Maybe I should have had a mirror for this. And some skills. This was the first time I had ever tried to shave any part of my body, if we don’t count that time in 8th grade when I took a razor to my legs before prom.
Then my dinner guests arrived. I’d started with the sides and back of my head because rumor has it that’s where lice like to hang out. And by rumor I mean the CDC guidelines on how to get rid of the buggers.
So, with friends visiting and my head half-shaved, I abandoned the project.
Which left me walking around with a mohawk. A mohawk which, I’m happy to note, has been completely lice-free for weeks.
Wish I could say the same of the girls’ hair.
Dear October: no more distasters large, small or inbetween, mmmkay?
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Sierra Reply:
October 8th, 2010 at 1:10 pm
I tried them on the Mohawk idea; no love. And yeah: I think the medicated shampoos didn’t do much at all. The only thing that really seems to help is nit combing.
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