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Barbies in Refrigerators

by Sierra on January 14, 2010 · 6 comments

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We’ve had a lot of adventures with princesses in the past few weeks since Santa delivered a passle of princess Barbies to our house. The princesses have stood around looking pretty. They’ve had fistfights. They’ve had naked sex. They’ve basically ripped my feminist mommy aspirations from my heart and pounded them into the floor with their little plastic stilettos.

Fine. I knew the job was dangerous when I took it.

But opening the refrigerator for a midnight snack and finding two naked princesses hanging out in there? Really kids, it’s a bit much.

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  • justanothermommyblog

    Sometimes our Barbies and princesses have taught the lesson of “sometimes 2 girls love each other and sometimes 2 boys love each other…” ;)

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  • http://childwild.com Sierra

    I love that lesson. A good friend of ours recently wrote and produced a lesbian fairy tale musical, so the kids have a favorite fairy tale where two princesses kiss and fall in love and get married. That they frequently enact with the Barbies.

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  • http://childwild.com Sierra

    I love that lesson. A good friend of ours recently wrote and produced a lesbian fairy tale musical, so the kids have a favorite fairy tale where two princesses kiss and fall in love and get married. That they frequently enact with the Barbies.

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  • http://childwild.com Sierra

    I love that lesson. A good friend of ours recently wrote and produced a lesbian fairy tale musical, so the kids have a favorite fairy tale where two princesses kiss and fall in love and get married. That they frequently enact with the Barbies.

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  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EOJ422OHLXIYXDRTXIXNC46M6A Kat

    Oh, barbies….abused toys.
    My mom never wanted me to have a ken-don’t really know why. So me, in my 5 year old wisdom, turned on the stove and melted their breasts off. This was after I cut their hair and played fetch with them.
    I’m honestly surprised they didn’t revolt against me

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  • guest

    It may be a good idea if we not only ask our children how they feel about playing sex games with their Barbies, but how did they first feel about playing these naked games, who decided to start playing these games, where did they get the idea from, and do they or did they ever have a sick feeling in their tummy when playing these games.   Let’s ask the right questions and be ready to respond appropriately.  Don’t stop short for your own comfort. 

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