Overheard in my living room

“You know what? My mommy is crazy. She’s a pretty nice mommy, but she is sooooooooooo old. …We don’t want to touch her when she’s such an old baby.”

Who taught that child to talk? Oh right, that would be me. Payback’s a bitch.

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