1. Scene: Day Care
Me: Sweetie, please don’t put cheese in your ear.
Rio: But Cheese loves me.
Me: uh…I know cheese loves you, but don’t put it in your ear.
Rio (slightly exasperated, like mom just does not get it): Cheese loves my ears.
2. Scene: Old Navy
Me: Am I correct that I can buy 99 different types of flip-flops here but no hats or gloves?
Store Clerk, a little embarassed: That’s right.
(Amusingly, when I checked out with my maternity panties and tank tops, the woman in line behind me was buying about six pairs of flip-flops)
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