January 31, 2004
Yesterday, I got up, showered, dressed, bought a house, and went to a prenatal appointment. (WHO AM I AND WHAT DID I DO WITH MYSELF? ) The house closing was a little weird and anticlimactic — we sat in a crowded room at the registry of deeds with our lawyer and the sellers and both [...]
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January 14, 2004
Me: Hello, and thank you for calling an evil Multinational corporation. How can we screw you today? Customer: I want you to turn my computer on. The man at the store said it was free, and that you’d send a man out here to turn it on. Me: OK. We do have Internet service available [...]
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